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Ждём, когда Трамп начнёт поставлять дискомбобуляторы Украине. Исключительно чтобы потроллить импотентов-европейцев.❝Когда кто-то в новостях или в твиттере говорит «discombobulator» — в 99% случаев имеют в виду то самое секретное оружие Трампа, которым якобы «выключили» оборону Венесуэлы.
Так что на сегодняшний день это в первую очередь мемное/ироничное название супероружия, а уже потом — «то, что всех запутывает и бесит»❞
ninazinothe_jubjub_birdUS president says British military is ‘second to none’ after comment on veterans sparks anger
Donald Trump has backtracked on claims British troops stayed away from the front line in Afghanistan.ninazinoxaxam| Ирландия. Возле одного из пабов идет драка. К дерущимся подходит человек и спрашивает: - Простите, это частная драка, или могут участвовать все? |
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| Парень заходит в бар с со своей любимой обезьянкой. Заказывает выпивку и в то время как он балдеет, обезьяна скачет вокруг. Находит маслины на стойке бара и ест их, затем добирается до разрезанных лимонов и ест их, затем запрыгивает на бильярдный стол, берет один из шаров, прячет его во рту и к всеобщему изумлению проглатывает. Бармен кричит на парня: — Вы видели что ваша обезьяна сделала? — А что? — Она только что сожрала шар от моего бильярда! — возмущается бармен. — Да, это не удивляет меня,— отвечает парень. — Она ест все, что попадется на глаза, маленькая скотина. Жаль. Я оплачу все. Парень заканчивает со спиртным, расплачивается, в том числе и за причиненный обезьяной ущерб. Двумя неделями позже, парень снова в том же баре вместе с любимой обезьянкой. Он заказывает выпивку, обезьяна снова начинает носится по бару. К тому времени, как парень заканчивает пить, обезьяна находит на стойке вишни. Она берет одну, пихает в задницу, вытаскивает и ест. Бармен, чувствуя отвращение, обращается к хозяину: — Вы видели что ваша обезьяна теперь вытворяет? — Ну что на этот раз? — Она засовывает вишню в задницу, вытягивает и жрет!— Говорит бармен. — Ничего удивительного,— отвечает парень. — Она жрет все что попадается на глаза, но с тех пор, как сожрала тот бильярдный шар, предварительно все меряет. Техасский анекдот |
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chasovschikimfromjasenevoimfromjasenevothe_jubjub_birdThe Prime Minister denounced the US president for saying Nato troops had “stayed a little back” during two decades of fighting against the Taliban.
His official spokesman said: “The president was wrong to diminish the role of Nato troops, including British forces in Afghanistan.”
He added that hundreds of British soldiers died in Afghanistan in “the service of collective security” and they would “never be forgotten”.
The Conservatives and the mothers of British soldiers injured and killed in Afghanistan also denounced Mr Trump’s “deeply disappointing” remarks.
Kemi Badenoch, the Tory leader, accused Mr Trump of “denigrating” British troops and said his comments were “flat-out nonsense”.
Mr Trump made his incendiary claims in an interview with Fox News in which he suggested that Nato would not support America if asked.
He said: “We’ve never needed them. They’ll say they sent some troops to Afghanistan ... and they did, they stayed a little back, a little off the front lines.”
In fact, 457 British troops were killed in combat and during other operations in Afghanistan between 2001 and the withdrawal of coalition troops 20 years later.
Britain became involved in the military action after the US invoked the collective security provisions of Nato’s Article 5 after the terrorist attacks of September 11 2001.
The Prime Minister’s spokesman said: “Following the 9/11 attacks on the US, Article 5 of the Nato treaty was invoked for the first time and British forces served alongside American and other allied troops in sustained combat operations.
“Four hundred and fifty-seven British service personnel lost their lives in Afghanistan and many more were wounded. Many hundreds suffered life-changing injuries from their service alongside the US and our allies in Afghanistan.
“Their sacrifice and that of other Nato allies was made in the service of collective security and in response to an attack on our ally. We are incredibly proud of our Armed Forces and their sacrifice and service will never be forgotten.”
The spokesman said Downing Street would set out any conversations with Mr Trump about his comments “in the usual way”.
He added: “As I say, the president was wrong to diminish the role of Nato troops and I’ve just made that very clear.”
Mrs Badenoch said: “Trump saying Nato allies ‘weren’t on the front line’ in Afghanistan is flat-out nonsense.
“British, Canadian, and Nato troops fought and died alongside the US for 20 years. This is a fact, not opinion. Their sacrifice deserves respect, not denigration.”
Yvette Cooper, the Foreign Secretary, said: “British and Nato troops fought side by side with our American friends in Afghanistan.
“To suggest otherwise is just wrong. Our whole country honours their courage and sacrifice and we honour and respect that of our allies.”
Lucy Aldridge – whose son William Aldridge became the youngest British soldier to die in Afghanistan aged 18 – said she had found Mr Trump’s claim “deeply upsetting”.
She told the Mirror: “We live the trauma daily for the rest of our lives because of the contribution that our loved ones made. And they were absolutely on the front line.
“William himself was in Sangin, in Helmand Province. They were patrolling the Pharmacy Road in 2009 and 2010, which were the worst years for casualties for allied forces, because it was the singularly most dangerous place in the world at the time.
“And to ignore that because, let’s face it, Trump isn’t particularly hot on history… He is so out of touch with the reality, and what it costs in human life. He has no compassion whatsoever for anyone who doesn’t serve him.”
In 2009, William Aldridge, 18, became the youngest British soldier to die in Afghanistan Credit: Ministry of Defence
Sir Keir Starmer has accused Donald Trump of “diminishing” Britain’s war dead by claiming that British troops who fought in Afghanistan avoided the front lines of the war.
The Prime Minister denounced the US president for saying Nato troops had “stayed a little back” during two decades of fighting against the Taliban.
His official spokesman said: “The president was wrong to diminish the role of Nato troops, including British forces in Afghanistan.”
He added that hundreds of British soldiers died in Afghanistan in “the service of collective security” and they would “never be forgotten”.
The Conservatives and the mothers of British soldiers injured and killed in Afghanistan also denounced Mr Trump’s “deeply disappointing” remarks.
Kemi Badenoch, the Tory leader, accused Mr Trump of “denigrating” British troops and said his comments were “flat-out nonsense”.
Mr Trump made his incendiary claims in an interview with Fox News in which he suggested that Nato would not support America if asked.
He said: “We’ve never needed them. They’ll say they sent some troops to Afghanistan ... and they did, they stayed a little back, a little off the front lines.”
Britain became involved in the military action after the US invoked the collective security provisions of Nato’s Article 5 after the terrorist attacks of September 11 2001.
The Prime Minister’s spokesman said: “Following the 9/11 attacks on the US, Article 5 of the Nato treaty was invoked for the first time and British forces served alongside American and other allied troops in sustained combat operations.
“Four hundred and fifty-seven British service personnel lost their lives in Afghanistan and many more were wounded. Many hundreds suffered life-changing injuries from their service alongside the US and our allies in Afghanistan.
“Their sacrifice and that of other Nato allies was made in the service of collective security and in response to an attack on our ally. We are incredibly proud of our Armed Forces and their sacrifice and service will never be forgotten.”
The spokesman said Downing Street would set out any conversations with Mr Trump about his comments “in the usual way”.
He added: “As I say, the president was wrong to diminish the role of Nato troops and I’ve just made that very clear.”
He declined to say whether Mr Trump would apologise, saying: “I’m not going to speak for the president. I’ve just set out our position.
“For decades, the US and UK have trained together … and have made the ultimate sacrifice in defence of our countries and our values.”
Mrs Badenoch said: “Trump saying Nato allies ‘weren’t on the front line’ in Afghanistan is flat-out nonsense.
“British, Canadian, and Nato troops fought and died alongside the US for 20 years. This is a fact, not opinion. Their sacrifice deserves respect, not denigration.”
Yvette Cooper, the Foreign Secretary, said: “British and Nato troops fought side by side with our American friends in Afghanistan.
“To suggest otherwise is just wrong. Our whole country honours their courage and sacrifice and we honour and respect that of our allies.”
Lucy Aldridge – whose son William Aldridge became the youngest British soldier to die in Afghanistan aged 18 – said she had found Mr Trump’s claim “deeply upsetting”.
She told the Mirror: “We live the trauma daily for the rest of our lives because of the contribution that our loved ones made. And they were absolutely on the front line.
“William himself was in Sangin, in Helmand Province. They were patrolling the Pharmacy Road in 2009 and 2010, which were the worst years for casualties for allied forces, because it was the singularly most dangerous place in the world at the time.
“And to ignore that because, let’s face it, Trump isn’t particularly hot on history… He is so out of touch with the reality, and what it costs in human life. He has no compassion whatsoever for anyone who doesn’t serve him.”
Diane Dernie, the mother of Ben Parkinson, who is regarded as the most severely injured British soldier to survive the Afghan war, said she was “stunned” by Mr Trump’s remarks
“I can assure you the Taliban didn’t plant IEDs miles and miles back from the front line,” she said.
“To say that British troops, Nato forces, were not involved on the front lines – it’s just a childish man trying to deflect from his own actions, and it’s just beyond belief.
“I mean, it is so insulting, it’s so hard to hear. We’d be very interested to see what our own Prime Minister’s response is to this, because this is just disgraceful.”
Mr Parkinson was horrifically maimed in Afghanistan aged 22 when the Land Rover he was travelling in hit a mine in Helmand Province.
The explosion broke his back in three places and punctured his lungs. Every single rib was broken, his spleen was ruptured and his cheek, nose and jaw were smashed.
He was left in a coma for four months, during which surgeons removed both his legs above the knees. He also lost his speech at the time and was left with debilitating brain injuries.
Ms Dernie called on Sir Keir Starmer to “absolutely refute” Mr Trump’s comments, adding: “He’s got to stand up for his own Armed Forces.
“Call him out. Make a stand for those who fought for this country and for our flag, because it’s just beyond belief.
“To hear this man [Trump] say, ‘Oh, well, you just fannied about behind the front lines’... It’s the ultimate insult.”
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